The following words, sentences, periods, exclamations and any other grammatical punctuations which are separated by paragraphs will attempt to tell a story be it factual or fictional or otherwise. It may not interest you, it may not tickle your fancy, you may discard it as a piece of rubbish that you’ll eventually lay to rest in its untimely burial beneath a haft eaten carton of Chinese food and a discarded Huey Lewis and the News record. Nevertheless, it’s a story that might bore you but you don’t have to listen.