BABES OF 2004
SUJ'S PICKS
Yes, I'm an avid watcher of the mellow-drama that is The OC and ever since the precious Anna Stern (Samaire Armstrong ) left I've been waiting till the next luscious pseudo-punk hotness would walk the shores of Orange County. So, with the new season my patience has been rewarded with the appearance of Alex Kelly (Olivia Wilde) whom I hear will be engaging into some lesbian action in the coming episodes.
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9. Rosario Dawson
Not a lot of people saw the flick 'Alexander', but if you 'DiD' you know exactly why she is on this list.
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8. Naomi Watts
I Heart Huckabess was one of my favorite films of the year. Why? Well, the flick in itself is fresh and an enjoyable little gem; it was also a joy to watch Watts as Dawn Campbell the voice of Huckabess in all those skimpy outfits pimping the products of the Huckabess superstore. Oh what a joy it was.
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7. Angelina Jolie
Great Screen Presence + Exceptional Acting + 29 years of age + gigantic Lips = (See Pic Above)
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6. Scralett Johansson
Great Screen Presence + Exceptional Acting + 20 years of age + Gigantic Breasts = (See Pic Above)
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5. Kristen Bell
I'm sure not a lot of you know who this blonde broad is, but if you are one of the few hipsters who have been tuning in every Tuesday night to 'Veronica Mars' you like myself have fallen under the grandness of the show and the hypnotic beauty of its title character and that’s all thanks to the charismatic chops of Miss Bell.
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4. Rachel McAdams
With box office success this year with the flicks Mean Girls and the Notebook the future looks promising for this motion picture starlet. And if I were Thomas the tank engine I pray that the tunnel that I make my way through is located between the legs of Miss McAdams.
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3. Kate Bosworth
In her career thus far she as played a hot surfer-chick, a hot lovelorn to porn star John Holmes, a hot uber-movie star fan, a hot blonde starlet, and soon to play a hot newspaper reporter. What do all these roles have in common? Well, the word 'HOT'.
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2. Evangeline Lilly
Three reasons why she's the number two bade of the year: 1) She's Canadian 2) She is on the coolest new show on television in the vein of ABC’s "Lost" and 3) I had a dream about her that left me with stained pillows, blankets, and a playstation two controller...don't ask
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1. Natalie Portman
If I were to talk endlessly here on my site about the adorable nature that is Natalie Portman, my 5000+ word essay would transform itself into a super power virus that would corrupt computer servers worldwide and leaving a little blinking message on each and every monitor which would read: Natalie Portman is a goddess (insert hot-looking emoticon here followed by huge erection emoticon followed by a happy face emoticon accompanied an ellipses). Ms. Portman is THE Bade of 2004 cause simply put she blew away all the completion in her quirky role as Sam the pathologic lair in "Garden State" and her breathtaking performance in Mike Nichols "Closer".
THE TOP TEN
10. Olivia WildeYes, I'm an avid watcher of the mellow-drama that is The OC and ever since the precious Anna Stern (Samaire Armstrong ) left I've been waiting till the next luscious pseudo-punk hotness would walk the shores of Orange County. So, with the new season my patience has been rewarded with the appearance of Alex Kelly (Olivia Wilde) whom I hear will be engaging into some lesbian action in the coming episodes.
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9. Rosario Dawson
Not a lot of people saw the flick 'Alexander', but if you 'DiD' you know exactly why she is on this list.
__________________________________________________________
8. Naomi Watts
I Heart Huckabess was one of my favorite films of the year. Why? Well, the flick in itself is fresh and an enjoyable little gem; it was also a joy to watch Watts as Dawn Campbell the voice of Huckabess in all those skimpy outfits pimping the products of the Huckabess superstore. Oh what a joy it was.
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7. Angelina Jolie
Great Screen Presence + Exceptional Acting + 29 years of age + gigantic Lips = (See Pic Above)
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6. Scralett Johansson
Great Screen Presence + Exceptional Acting + 20 years of age + Gigantic Breasts = (See Pic Above)
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5. Kristen Bell
I'm sure not a lot of you know who this blonde broad is, but if you are one of the few hipsters who have been tuning in every Tuesday night to 'Veronica Mars' you like myself have fallen under the grandness of the show and the hypnotic beauty of its title character and that’s all thanks to the charismatic chops of Miss Bell.
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4. Rachel McAdams
With box office success this year with the flicks Mean Girls and the Notebook the future looks promising for this motion picture starlet. And if I were Thomas the tank engine I pray that the tunnel that I make my way through is located between the legs of Miss McAdams.
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3. Kate Bosworth
In her career thus far she as played a hot surfer-chick, a hot lovelorn to porn star John Holmes, a hot uber-movie star fan, a hot blonde starlet, and soon to play a hot newspaper reporter. What do all these roles have in common? Well, the word 'HOT'.
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2. Evangeline Lilly
Three reasons why she's the number two bade of the year: 1) She's Canadian 2) She is on the coolest new show on television in the vein of ABC’s "Lost" and 3) I had a dream about her that left me with stained pillows, blankets, and a playstation two controller...don't ask
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1. Natalie Portman
If I were to talk endlessly here on my site about the adorable nature that is Natalie Portman, my 5000+ word essay would transform itself into a super power virus that would corrupt computer servers worldwide and leaving a little blinking message on each and every monitor which would read: Natalie Portman is a goddess (insert hot-looking emoticon here followed by huge erection emoticon followed by a happy face emoticon accompanied an ellipses). Ms. Portman is THE Bade of 2004 cause simply put she blew away all the completion in her quirky role as Sam the pathologic lair in "Garden State" and her breathtaking performance in Mike Nichols "Closer".